cinderella

Cinderella
Directed by Kenneth Branagh

Kenneth Branagh’s Cinderella is like a cross between totally fucking mediocre and unimaginably uninventive.
I wanted my shit to be blown away by some  crazy new take on the old tale. Instead I was reminded that I should never have high hopes on movies that can fill a theatre with 5 year olds crapping their pants with excitement while simultaneously shooting coca cola icee out their noses.
By the end of the movie I didn’t want to marry Cinderella and Prince Charming didn’t charm me.
Cate Blanchett was on point, though.

Ill give it that.
The only other character I liked was the prince’s swagged out right hand man. And I don’t even remember his name.
As a kids movie, it was ok. As a movie movie, boring.
Next please!

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