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Directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu

“…Im gonna close your play. Would you like to know why? Because I hate you and everyone you represent. Entitled, selfish, spoiled children. Blissfully untrained, unversed and unprepared to even attempt real art. Handing each other awards for cartoons and pornography. Measuring your worth in weekends? Well this is the theater and you don’t get to come in here and pretend you can write, direct and act in your own propaganda piece without coming through me first. So break a leg.”

Holy fuck nuggets. The writing is the balls. I mean really fucking good. The acting out of said writing is also the fore mentioned balls. Supported by a unique score and cinematography that will make shit even the unshittable, it’s hard to say it’s anything but a good movie.

The stuff was masterfully crafted, and you can’t argue it. Still, With That being said, it’s not a movie I would praise to be one of the best, as it is widely perceived to be. It’s not something I would want to see again. If that makes me ignorant to good film, so be it, ignorant reviews all day mother fucker.

I think that on paper this movie is a lot better. Fuck, I don’t even know what that means.

I don’t know how I can have such good things to say about this and still not like it. It’s kinda fucking me up. It’s hugely unique and still unmemorable.
Lol this review is incohesive as shit.
I mean holy shit! I’ve contradicted myself so many times in this I’m thinking about Renaming the website conflictingfilmreviews.com.
I was totally prepared for this movie to be my shit, and now, sadly, Joaquin Phoenix is here with the ultimate verdict: good, but not great.

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